[Intro: Zyphr]
Hamburger scientist...

[Chorus: Ryder Thomas]
Hamburger scientist
Hamburger scientist
Hamburger scientist
Hamburger scientist

[Verse: Ryder Thomas, Hatsune Miku]
And he... he recorded the burger
He recorded the burger
For scientific purposes
Recorded burger for scientific purposes
Yow

If you ask him why, he will tell he's just a...

Burger burger hamburger
Burger burger hamburger
Hamburger
Hamburger scientist (scientist)

[Chorus: Ryder Thomas]
Hamburger scientist
Hamburger scientist
Hamburger scientist
Hamburger scientist
Hamburger scientist (Hambur)
Hamburger scientist (ger)
Hamburger scientist (Scien)
Hamburger scientist (tist)
[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge: Ryder Thomas, Zyphr]
Scientist...
Sci...
Andy...
Hamburger Scientist (Hamburger Scientist)

[Skit: Les Claypool, Andy Warhol]
Hello Andy Warhol, how are you today?
I just finished eating, uhh, a hamburger
Tell me why
Uhh
Come on, tell me why or I'll kiss your cranium with that aluminum baseball bat
And uhh, I eat ass
Queers!
Uhh- Ahh!
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ow...
Ah...
Ah...

[Bridge: Ryder Thomas]
I will never forget how he looks when he founds the Krabby Patty secret formula after examining all frames of the one (Of the burger)
Of him eating the burger (Hamburger Scientist!)
Scientifically eating the burger like a Hamburger Scientist!
(Screaming)

[Outro: Zyphr]
Andy Warhol, Hamburger scientist...