[Verse 1]
Who's that singing in the kitchen
Drumming on the tub with a knife?
My sweetie and me in close harmony
Having the time of our lives

[Chorus]
Some fun, dum-dee-dum-dee-dum
Helping my sweetie along
Doing the dishes
Harmonizing a song
Some tune all about the moon
A rhythm that never goes wrong
Doing the dishes
Harmonizing a song

[Verse 2]
She likes to wash, I like to dry
I'm singing low, she's singing high
I go to her house, she goes to my house
We'll go to our house by and by, and

[Chorus]
Someday, hooray, hooray, hooray
A baby boy chiming in strong
Doing the dishes
Harmonizing a song
[Bridge]
Hey, hey, hey
After dinner еvery day
Ho, ho, ho
Juliet and Romeo
Ha, ha, ha
Still a lot of dishеs coming
Dum, dum, dum
Love to do aluminum
Damn, damn, damn
Hate to do the frying pan
Da, da, da
Listen to the song we're humming
"Old Black Joe," "Auld Lang Syne"
"Sweet and Low," "Sweet Adeline"
Clink, clink, clink
Glasses in the kitchen sink
Up, up, up
Ashes in the coffee cup
Rah, rah, rah
Blues are running down the plumbing

[Chorus]
Someday, hooray, hooray, hooray
A baby boy chiming in strong (Wah, wah, wah)
Doing the dishes
Harmonizing a song
[Outro]
This was sung and played
By Master William Schuman and Master Frank Loesser
Of New York City