[Verse 1]
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging
Well, dear, all I can say is
If I were a bell I'd be ringing
From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just gotta behave
'Cause if I were a lamp I would light
Or if I were a banner I'd wave

[Verse 2]
Ask me how do I feel
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well, dear, all I can say is
If I were a gate I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch I would start
Popping my spring
Or if I were a bell I'd go
Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning
Well, dear, all I can say is
If I were a bridge I'd be burning
And if I were a season
Then I'd surely be spring
Or if I were a bell I'd go
Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding