[Verse 1]
Ask me how do I feel
Now that we're cozy and clinging
Well, sir, all I can say is
If I were a bell I'd be ringing
From the moment we kissed last night
That's the way I just like to behave
Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light
And if I were a banner I'd wave

[Verse 2]
Ask me how do I feel
Me with my quiet upbringing
Well, sir, all I can say is
If I were a gate I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch I'd start
Popping my spring
And if I were a bell I'd go
Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning
Well, sir, all I can say is
If I were a bridge I'd be burning
Yes, I knew my morale would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack
And if I were a goose I'd be cooked
[Verse 4]
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Well, if I were a salad
I'd surely be splashing
I'd surely be splashing my dressing
Ask me how to describe
This whole beautiful thing
Oh, if I were a bell
Yes, if I were a bell
Yes, if I were a bell I'd go
Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding