[CHARLEY, as AUNT, spoken]
How do you do?
I am Charley's aunt from Brazil
Where the nuts come from
Oh ho, ho, ho, ho

[ENSEMBLE]
Where’s Charley? How's Charley?
When's Charley coming home?
Where’s Charley? How's Charley?
Why did he ever roam
From a life so lovely?
Where is it
He goes to visit?
Hong Kong, Baluchistan, or Nome?
Where's Charley? How's Charley?
When's Charley coming?
When's Charley coming?
When's Charley coming home?