[NANCY]
This ends now
And here's how

[OLIVER]
We turn off Friends right now
And watch Twilight

[NANCY]
No, we commit
To the bit
And we don't leave
Till we've answered tonight
Why am I so single?

We actually solve it
Till we bring all of our suffering to an end
No more asking
"Why am I so single?"

We find the answer
And find what we think'll
Answer it for our friend

[NANCY, spoken]
Do you get it?
[OLIVER, spoken]
Yeah, you just said it

[NANCY, spoken]
Great

[NANCY]
'Cause if we genuinely try
To help each other find out why
We'll kiss our loneliness goodbye
So lеt's workout all the things we do wrong

[OLIVER]
Oh well, grеat, that shouldn't take too long

[NANCY]
All our flaws and all our fears

[OLIVER]
Cool, I think I've got a free a million years

[NANCY]
Great, let's sit and get brainstorming

[OLIVER]
And next week, we'll crack global warming
[NANCY]
Right, pour me a drink
And let's have a little think
And we'll keep it all between us and the kitchen sink
And when it's all gone well, we'll
Clink

[BOTH]
Now let's see
Why am I so

[NANCY]
How should we do this then?