Rachel Bay Jones
The Road 3

[LEO, spoken]
Back to square one

[RAFFAEL, spoken]
Osteria Zeno is very close by

[LEO, spoken]
The closer the better. Everybody into the car!

[MARIANNE]
Such an afternoon!

[CLAUDIA, spoken]
Afternoon? It’s almost suppertime!

[LEO, spoken]
Like they say: Later than we think

[PAUL, spoken]
Yeah

[MARIANNE]
I do adore afternoons
They're my favorite

[FRITZ, spoken]
What?
[MARIANNE, spoken]
What?

[FRITZ, spoken]
Favorite what?

[MARIANNE]
Favorite time of the day, darling

[CLAUDIA, spoken]
Leave it alone

[PAUL]
Something's happening
Something very odd

[LEO, spoken]
Odder than the food situation in this town?

[FRITZ, spoken]
Okay, boys. Shall we talk semolina?

[PAUL, spoken]
"Sеmolina"?

[FRITZ, spoken]
Drug money
[PAUL, spoken]
Oh, that semolina...

[FRITZ, spoken]
Fifty million bucks or I tell thе Feds about your pumpkin cartel

[LEO, spoken]
What are you planning to do with fifty mil?

[FRITZ, spoken]
Destroy capitalism

[LEO, PAUL & RAFFAEL laugh.]

[PAUL, spoken]
Do we have that much in the, you know, the silo?

[FRITZ, spoken]
You wanna save your asses, fifty mil’s the price

[LEO, spoken]
You can't dig into your trust fund for that?
Oh, I’m sorry
Did I say a dirty word?

[FRITZ, spoken]
Okay. I’m calling
[RAFFAEL, spoken]
Gentlemen? Do we save ourselves and "destroy capitalism"?

[LEO, spoken]
Sounds like a bargain to me
Paul?
Raffi?
It's a deal!
You got robbed, kid

[MARIANNE & CLAUDIA]
What a perfect What a perfect day!

[PAUL]
Something's happening

[MARIANNE & CLAUDIA]
On a day like today
What could ever go wrong?

[PAUL]
Can't you feel it?
I can feel it
Something's going on...

[MARIANNE, spoken]
I know
It's like me blanking on this thing I was supposed to do

[PAUL]
Something doesn't fit
And I don't like it, not one bit

[CLAUDIA, spoken]
You know what's wrong, Mare?
You brain is on the fritz!

[RAFFAEL, spoken]
Ah, the sight of beautiful ladies laughing
And behold! Osteria Zeno!

[LEO, spoken]
Everybody out of the car!