[Spoken: Cook Craig, Ambrose Kenny-Smith, (Michael Cavanagh), Stu Mackenzie, Joey Walker]
Alright, everyone give a warm welcome, to the big dog at the back, Cookie. Who's got love for the Cookie? Yea-ya. Bringin' the kangaroo to Bonnaroo. Makin' shit crumble! Well shit. Alright, ready Mickey? (Ready?) Yeah. (Joe?) One second. Alright let's do it

[Intro: Cook Craig, Stu Mackenzie, Joey Walker, Stu Mackenzie]
The garden goblin
Woo!

[Chorus: Cook Craig, Joey Walker]
Isn't this the place for you? (Unh)
Here in the garden we're safe for now
Behind the tree, the garden goblin's looking at me, at me (garden goblin's looking at mе, at me)
At me

[Verse 1: Cook Craig, Stu Mackenzie, Ambrose Kenny-Smith, Cook Craig, Stu Mackenzie]
What's that exprеssion upon his face?
Doesn't it look like contempt?
Doesn't he want to let the garden grow like me and you?
(Woo) Grow

[Refrain: Stu Mackenzie, Ambrose Kenny-Smith, Joey Walker]
Garden goblin, garden goblin
Garden goblin, garden goblin

[Verse 2: Cook Craig, Stu Mackenzie, Ambrose Kenny-Smith, Cook Craig, Stu Mackenzie]
What does he want to comprehend?
This garden was never his place
Doesn't he want to let the garden grow like me and you?
(Woo) Grow
[Bridge: Stu Mackenzie & Ambrose Kenny-Smith, Joey Walker & Cook Craig]
What doesn't he want the world to know?
The garden goblin
Why doesn't he want to let it grow?
The garden goblin
What doesn't he want the world to know?
The garden goblin
Why doesn't he want to let it grow?
The garden goblin
Oo-oo-o-oo-o-o
The garden goblin
Oo-oo-o-oo-o-o
Oo-oo-o-oo-o-o
Oo-oo-o-oo-o-o

[Verse 3: Cook Craig, Stu Mackenzie, Ambrose Kenny-Smith, Cook Craig]
Couldn't he be friendly like the gnome?
I'll wipe that smirk right off his face
Doesn't he want the garden to grow like me and you?
Alright

[Chorus: Cook Craig, Joey Walker, Ambrose Kenny-Smith, Stu Mackenzie]
Isn't this the place for you?
(Bonnaroo)
Here in the garden we're safe for now
Behind the tree (the trees), the garden goblin's looking at me (garden goblin's looking at me)
At me, at me (At me, at me)
At me, alright (Yeah!) (Woo!)
[Refrain: Ambrose Kenny-Smith, Joey Walker]
Garden goblin, garden goblin

[Spoken: Cook Craig]
Thank you, Bonnaroo