[Chorus]
Footy footy, all I wanna do is
Footy footy, all I wanna kick is
Footy footy, they catch the ball, kick, play on!
Footy footy, footy footy footy!

[Verse 1]
Ang Christou
Che Cockatoo-Collins
Phillip Matera
Gavin Wanganeen
Gary Moorcroft
Aussie Jones
Bruce Doull, the 'Flying Doormat'
'Spida' Everitt
'Spider' Burton
Craig Bradley
The 1995 Carlton football team

[Refrain]
Footy footy, footy footy
Footy footy, footy footy
Footy footy, footy footy
Footy footy, footy footy

[Chorus]
Footy footy, all I wanna do is
Footy footy, all I wanna kick is
Footy footy, they’ll crumb the ruck and run, handball!
Footy footy, footy footy footy!
[Verse 2]
'Diesel' Williams
Dale Kickett
'Sticks' Kernahan
Darren Jarman
Chad Rintoul
Ashley Sampi
Mick Martyn
Dean Huegill
Clint Bizzell
The Brisbane Bears
Aaron Hamill
Everyone

[Refrain]
Footy footy, footy footy
Footy footy, footy footy
Footy footy, footy footy
Footy footy, footy footy

[Verse 3]
I’ll go down to Waverley Park
I’m gonna sit on the wing
I’m gonna eat a pie
I’m gonna buy a Footy Record for a dollar-fifty
I’m gonna have a full-strength beer, ya girl
I’m gonna take a specky
I’m gonna kick a banana
I’m gonna eat a banana
I am gonna love every second of it
I hate what this game has become
[Outro]
Footy