[Vinyl Only Intro]
This is DJ Richie 12-50
I'll be with you here in the Love-nasium til the stroke of midnight
Got a new one now, from King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
It's called "I'm Not A Man Unless I Have A Woman"

[Chorus 1: Stu Mackenzie, Ambrose Kenny-Smith]
Well, I'm not a man unless I have a woman
Well, I'm not a man unless I have a woman
Oh, woman

[Verse 1: Stu Mackenzie, Ambrose Kenny-Smith]
She's a hundred pounds of gold (Yes I am)
She's a hundred pounds of gold
Well, I got mine, so I don't mind - no

[Chorus 2: Ambrose Kenny-Smith]
Oh, and I'm not a woman unless I have a man
Oh, and I'm not a woman unless I have a man, oh

[Verse 2: Stu Mackenzie]
I ain't gonna break your heart
'Cause I'm done breaking hearts, oh girl

[Chorus 1: Stu Mackenzie, Ambrose Kenny-Smith]
I'm not a man unless I have a woman
Well, I'm not a man unless I have a woman, oh
[Verse 1: Stu Mackenzie, Ambrose Kenny-Smith, Both]
She's a hundred pounds of gold
He's a hundred pounds of gold
She's a hundred pounds of gold
He's a hundred pounds of gold
Well, I got mine, so I don't mind, no

[Verse 2: Stu Mackenzie, Ambrose Kenny-Smith]
I ain't gonna break your heart
Yeah, I know you won't
'Cause I'm done breaking hearts, oh, ho, yeah