[Verse 1]
Some people say
That oysters make you come on strong
But I don't buy it
I don't believe my diet turns me on
Won't take no pills
That's the last thing that I need to do
I can't deny it
My aphrodisiac is you

[Chorus]
Alright, I could sniff some powdered rhino horn
And go to bed in rubber gloves
But I don't need no stimulation
Potions, balms or embrocation
I'm in love

[Verse 2]
In other words
Don't smoke no grass
Or opium from old Hong Kong
That hubble-bubble
Just makes me see you double
All night long
Don't waste my time
With Spanish fly and roots to chew
They cause me trouble
Because my aphrodisiac is you
[Chorus]
Alright, I could sniff some powdered rhino horn
And go to bed in rubber gloves
But I don't need no stimulation
Potions, balms or embrocation
I'm in love

[Verse 3]
Some people like
To read the Kama Sutra first
But I don't need it
I think if I should read it
I'd be worse
Don't ask me why
Because baby, I ain't got a clue
I just can see that
My aphrodisiac is you