[Chorus]
Well, I really had a ball last night
I held all the pretty girls tight
I was feeling single and seeing double
And wound up in a whole lotta trouble
Today I'll face a big fight
But I really had a ball last night

[Verse 1]
I came home from work this morning
My little woman was a-feelin' low
She told me what was on her mind
And she told me where I could go
Well, I didn't go where she told me to
'Cause the water was cold in the lake
There's something fishy 'bout this whole deal
I don't see where I made a mistake

[Chorus]
Yeah, I really had a ball last night
I held all the pretty girls tight
I was feeling single and seeing double
And getting me in a whole lotta trouble
Today I faced a big fight
But I really had a ball last night
[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
Well, when I opened the door this mornin'
Like me the sun was high
I started walkin' the long way home
Just to think of an alibi
Well, I couldn't think of a doggone thing
That I hadn't already said
I guess I'd better just play it by ear
For I'm already dead

[Chorus]
Yeah, I really had a ball last night
I held all the pretty girls tight
I was feeling single and seeing double
And wound up in a whole bunch of trouble
Today I'll face a big fight
But I really had a ball last night