[Intro]
Happy llama
Sad llama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama
Drama llama
Big fat mama, llama

[Chorus]
Happy llama
Sad llama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama
Drama llama
Big fat mama, llama

[Verse 1]
Llama, llama, llama
Who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me, bitch!

[Verse 2]
Yes I am that llama
That llama you despise
With those big ass eyes
And them luscious thighs, I mean
Yes look at me I'm that
L-L-A-M-A
That doesn't even fucking care
What you have to fucking say
Oops!
[Chorus]
Happy llama
Sad llama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama
Drama llama
Big fat mama, llama

[Verse 3]
Back to the basics
I'm that bitch on Craigslist
That looks like a rapist
Wait, why am I on Craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy my llama that will be my new mama
Mama llama, mama llama, llama llama, mama mama, llama
Hold up wait a minute!

[Verse 4]
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond