[Verse 1]
It's Monday morning and he's late for work
I'm being helpful, so I've ironed his favorite shirt
Grits on the table but I notice he's
A little anxious 'cause he can't find his keys
So, I wake his kids up and get 'em dressed for school
Daddy can't be late for work, so we got 'em searching too
Inside his closet and under his bed
Now I'm in his bottom drawer, pissed off and mad

[Chorus]
While you have the whole house lookin' for your keys
Searching through your drawers, I found these
Pleasе, n***a, please, don't you dare gеt mad at me
Wasn't goin' through your stuff but lookin' for your keys
While you have the whole house lookin' for your keys
Searching through your drawers, I found these
So, yeah, we'll keep on lookin' for your keys
But whoever finds them first, just hand 'em over to me

[Verse 2]
My first reaction after finding these?
Run up your credit cards and leave all these broken dreams
How could you put me through so much drama?
I dressed and fed your kids, I dealt wit' your babies' mama
Cheatin' on me is bad for your health
See, I learned to love you when you didn't love yourself
Don't raise your voice at me and don't call me insecure
'Cause I found these instead of keys in your bottom drawer
[Chorus]
While you have the whole house lookin' for your keys (Mm-hmm)
Searching through your drawers, I found these (Please, please)
Please, n***a, please, don't you dare get mad at me
Wasn't goin' through your stuff but lookin' for your keys (You asked me to look for your keys)
While you have the whole house lookin' for your keys (The whole house)
Searching through your drawers, I found these (I mean, the whole damn house)
So, yeah, we'll keep on lookin' for your keys
But whoever finds them first, just hand 'em over to me

[Bridge]
Why (Why), would (Would you), you
Go and risk our everything
For something that meant nothing at all?
Tell me, babe
If you are half the man you said you are
You'd have never ever let it get this far
But these thongs ain't mine
Oh, what else would I find in here?

[Chorus]
(While you have the whole house!)
While you have the whole house lookin' for your keys (Lookin' for your stankin' keys)
Searching through your drawers, I found these (N***a, don't try and turn it around)
Please, n***a, please, don't you dare get mad at me (By getting mad at me)
Wasn't goin' through your stuff but lookin' for your keys (Ain't that just like ya, n***a?)
While you have the whole house lookin' for your keys (Oh, yeah, yeah)
Searching through your drawers, I found these (So, we'll keep on)
So, yeah, we'll keep on lookin' for your keys (But whoever finds)
But whoever finds them first, just hand 'em over to me
While you have the whole house lookin' for your keys (Take these thongs and gimme my keys)
Searching through your drawers, I found these (Please)
Please, n***a, please, don't you dare get mad at me (The kids can go to sleep, but daddy's gotta leave)
Wasn't goin' through your stuff but lookin' for your keys
While you have the whole house lookin' for your keys (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Searching through your drawers, I found these
So, yeah, we'll keep on lookin' for your keys
But whoever finds them first, just hand 'em over to me