[Verse 1]
In the "LOA" mansion, the Lafayettes are meeting
There's a crisis they must resolve
Twice since they moved into this house
The voodoo drums have spoken at night
The mansion is a dark and gloomy place
A haunted landscape, a house without grace
The voodoo burial ground is the key
Get rid of that and they are free

[Chorus]
It must remain a secret or the plan will never work
It must remain a secret

[Verse 2]
In comes Salem, he's six feet tall and dark
He is the new found butler of the "LOA" house
They ask him for advice regarding their plan
To destroy the cemetery on their land

[Chorus]
It must remain a secret or the plan will never work
It must remain a secret

[Bridge]
We must do what must be done
[Guitar Solo: Andy LaRocque]

[Verse 3]
If you steal the grave from one who sleeps
He will come for you to set him free
You must not break the chain
[Salem:]
"Jean le Noir's spirit walks this house at night
Never will he leave, 'cause this is where he died
Great Wanga will hit you if you do
Destroy the cemetery of voodoo."

[Chorus]
It must remain a secret or the plan will never work
It must remain a secret

[Outro]
Superstitious we are not