[?] mountain, proud and rous-ed
But ignominiously laid and loung-ed simultaneously
Disreputable and hard as hell
And not from any neighborhood
But from my own free will, skillset not included
[?] at the beginning
But buildin' up stamina for women
Sin, it’s all too common, [?]
But worked my way the hell up from a damn good family
No need [?] to reconcile my lifestyle with
And wild wits of every chasm become more apparent
And my parents held my hand far enough
So I'm a [?] tuffet
Unlike any Miss Muffet of our kids books

I do it all with both hands behind my back
I do it all with all my teeth intact
I do it all with every weapon off the rack
I do it all with [?] always on my [?]

The [?] contrived by mankind
[?] the desire [?]
Required to make me seem so warm

No more folded arms or good charms for fear of ill-fate
[?] some kind of day-and-night for the right play
Lately, I am castling and checking a bunch of shit
(Figuratively, and I am really good at it)
Lately, I have been castling and checking a bunch of shit

I do it all with both hands behind my back
I do it all with all my teeth intact
I do it all with every weapon off the rack
I do it all with [?] always on my [?]

I do it all with both hands behind my back
I do it all with all my teeth intact
I do it all with every weapon off the rack
I do it all with [?] always on my [?]