Main vein pointing up to the sky
Spread legs when I'm between her thighs
But I’ve seen her on Jezza Kyle
So I'll take her up da bum den

HOE

I know birds that Cillit wouldn'tBang
20 years young but they’re lookin like me Gran
Wanna bit of bucket?
You can fuck um for a gram
But they're usually equipped with a pram
Where I'm from they're fit
If ya carefully pick
But ya gotta watch cos they're skanks
I'm not into the glitz and the glam
Mandem I just want the tits and the clam

I don't do online beef
Cos that's behind me
But I’ll ride ya wife whilst ya film and time me
And cry when ya see I’m 9"
But I'm only 5" deep
Inside ya bride whilst I ride her nicely

I’m super fine
With an Uber 9"
Ya look like you haven't had a poo for time
This is abuse
I can even use a stupid rhyme
This Wrexham boy leavin you crucified
IM GONE
(Don't forget about me, Don't forget about me!)
...Well I’m gonna stay here to supervise

It's my time
Wanna show people that I do Grime
I need to dye my ginge
Finally touch a minge
And try and write my own rhymes
I know half of my hits are quite shite
Half of the time I admit I'm on spice
Ever since back in the days
Harassin for change
Havin a strum outside a FiveGuys

Yes I

I am dreadful
And if you buy my tracks then you're mental
I don't write shit
But I get paid for it
And if you're looking for ink
I got a pen full
Ya like 'Burberry get off ya high horse'
And let the prick pluck his plectrum
Ya can travel all ya want ya whiny ginger cunt
But you'll never be a Burbz from Wrexham
HA

Main vein pointin up to the sky
Spread legs when I'm between her thighs
But I've seen her on Jezza Kyle
So I'll take her up da bum den

UH

If her dial isn't nice and it's gross
Got downs or fucks thousands of blokes
Note down this advice bout this hoe
Take her up da bum den

When I squeeze this massive big dick of mine
I can pick to fuck any kinda chick I like
(And I'll only go for a 10 or a 9)
(They never cum)
(But I always arrive ahead of time)
I've had Albanians
And Australians
Think I've even fucked a cross-dressed Alien
Given my pidyn to South Waleians
(And the blondes never seem to be the brainy ones)
But I got goals
And they got holes
Just give um fags then come off their clothes
Record some clips of their tits to ya phone
And Ed said
(Aww send some please I've got none)
That's not the way things go
Plus me battery's low
Are ya dyin for a slap?
Man, get yer own
Got globally known
And I did it alone
And I never fitted in
But I fitted in me bone
2019 you're still rippin it up
I thought Burberry woulda given it up
You make people by tear not givin a fuck
And become the pioneer of ploughin through muff

You get all the tits
(Yeah and its top)
And you get the assholes
(Yeah, on Xbox)
But when you're miles away
And you're dreamin of his bone
Please remember you can also text my phone

Main vein pointin up to the sky
(Yeah please)
(He gets plenty as it is)
Spread legs when I'm between her thighs
(My number is 0752-)
But I've seen her on Jezza Kyle
So I'll take her up da bum den

If her dial isn't nice and it's gross
Got downs or fucks thousands of blokes
Note down this advice bout this hoe
Take her up da bum den

Take her up
Take her up
Take her
Up da bum den

Take her up
Don't wake her up
Just take her up
Da bum den