[Intro: Weebl & Brian May]
Oh no, a cull!

[Verse: Weebl & Brian May]
Badger, badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger, badger
Save the badgers
A badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger, badger
Save the badgers
A badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger, badger
Oh no, a cull
Cull, stop the cull
Ba-dger
Save the badgers

[Outro: Brian Blessed]
Keep the badgers alive!