[Chorus]
Pangolin
Unroll, start shufflin'
From your pango face
Down to your tail mace
Are you a big pinecone?
Some kind of Pokémon?
Show off that scaly skin
Pangolin for the win
(Pangolin)
(Pango, pango, pango, pango)

[Verse 1]
Pangolin, I choose you
I pick you over Sandshrew
Your tongue's joined to your hips
Yet I can't get you off my lips
With a tongue that long and sticky
You may be pango for a quickie?
Well, yes, I surely do
But he's trying to woo me with his poo

[Chorus]
Pangolin
Unroll, start shufflin'
From your pango face
Down to your tail mace
Are you a big pinecone?
Some kind of Pokémon?
Show off that scaly skin
Pangolin for the win
(Pangolin)
(Pango, pango, pango, pango)
[Verse 2]
I'm so very, very sorry
You think our taste is super fine
And I must apologise
That our numbers are in such decline
I'm afraid you've been misinformed
If you find our scales mеdicinal
Could I trouble you to lay off us?
As our mating habits are abysmal

[Verse 3]
Why you got all of that armour?
All you eat is ants, you nana
Put all your stats into dеfence
But rolled low on intelligence
When people come a-callin'
You just roll up and go ballin'
But that really doesn't work
They just pick you up, you berk

[Chorus]
Pangolin
Unroll, start shufflin'
From your pango face
Down to your tail mace
Are you a big pinecone?
Some kind of Pokémon?
Show off that scaly skin
Pangolin for the win
(Pango, pango, pango, pango)