[Verse: Apathy]
I am the Silver Surfer, kill and murder every mortal breathin'
And I'm leavin' in the portal, teleportin' to a region
Unexplored, a Highlander sharpenin' my sword
With the skeleton of my landlord stuffed in a floorboard
This is crazy, so many guns they called the A-Team
So I said, "Fuck these guns!" and got a laser beam
Now I melt flesh with the press of a button
I ain't stressin' nuttin' but cashin' all the checks that need cuttin'
This is creepier than WWII Nazi experiments
Labs making zombies that's full of sloppy Americans
All terrible, you Hägar the Horrible
I'm a Spacehunter makin' quasars explorable
Huge missiles portable and everything's weightless
Helmets that switch faces, boots cover our traces
Bullets with magnetics hit your head with a thud
But the spatter don't splatter attracted the lead in your blood
So it contains the brains when them thangs go bang
I train like Liu Kang listenin' to Wu-Tang
All these beats Stu Bang give you a black and blue brain
Fuck your boo thang, then hold a blue flame to butane
Burn it down, the neighbors never even heard a sound
Murder clowns, earth pounds like giants walkin' around
Just a testament of how the realest represent
Excellence in sprayin' the competition with excrement