I am a YouTuber posting on Twitter
Mmmmm, mmmmm
My forehead is the size of a watermelon
Mmmmm, mmmmm
I’m glad both my longtime friends are gone
Because I can’t admit when I’m wrong
I’m not a fucking pedo (Oh no)
I’m not a fucking pedo (Oh no)
Onision is wrong to warn me about my boyfriend
Mmmmm, mmmmm
Oh no, my boyfriend cheated on me, better still treat Onision like shit
How convenient for you
I would never cheat on anyone
What about me, who you cheated on?
Okay, but Onision warned you (Mmmm, mmmm)
And we both dragged him through the shitter
I’m not a fucking pedo (Mhm, mhm)
I’m not a fucking pedo (Mhm, mhm)
Clap that ass girl, tell me your age again
Are there any girls that want me to get them drunk? (Mmmm, mmmmm)
I’ll have you at home in time for 9th grade class tomorrow
(Hmmmmm, Hmmmm)
I’m sorry for slapping her on the rear
It’s not her pain, but your judgement, I fear
I now have fake boobs because of you
And that still wasn’t good enough for me to not cheat on you (Cheat on you, Cheat on you)
I’m drama-free and I love the iPhone
Let’s not even talk about me, leave me alone
So you know Onision’s irrelevant? (Irrelevant, Irrelevant, Irrelevant)
He is so irrelevant
My vegetarian body is strong
I found teeth at Onision’s house
That’s insane, only an idiot would believe that
Human teeth found at Onision’s house, 100% facts!
I gotta click that…
I am a YouTuber posting on Twitter
Sorry about saying the N-Word
Not sorry about saying the N-Word
Sorry for saying the N-Word
And ruining YouTube (And I’m the fucking bad guy)
Oh my god, it’s a dead body in a tree!
Time for me to laugh, hoho, heehee
Now it’s time to electrocute some dead rats
Did I mention I ruined YouTube? (Mhm)
I am a YouTuber posting on Twitter
Everything I say comes across as jealous and bitter
Or maybe I just hate you
Why did you rate those pictures of girls?
Because they asked me to, what’s the problem?
You know damn well they were all 15
On the site it says “18+ only”
Oh, but I’ll never admit that… (Oh No)
Did I mention I’m not a pedophile?
I feel like I need to remind you it’s been a while
I hate Shane, or so that’s what he’ll say
If he wanted a real hater, he shouldn’t fight me
Why would I do that?
What would you do?
I put you in handcuffs and take you to the Police
Man, YouTube is hard, give me a break
Whatever you say
Jared from Subway
I am a YouTuber posting on Twitter
I’m a Mormon who slept with a camgirl, sorry, wife!
I wanted to chain a girl up and dumped her prematurely
I have 40 kids, why did I do that
I’m Christian Grey, don’t deny that
When I said I looked at baby porn, I was joking
When I said 8-Year Olds are so sexy, I was joking
When I told a 12-year old to shake her titties
You were joking, You were joking
When I said I would give a hot dog to any child molesters watching to a child, I was joking
When I deleted countless videos once the accusations came out, I was joking
What about the video you deleted called “Twerking in front of Children”?
*gasp*
Shut up Onision, but if you did these things, we would murder you
I’m a YouTuber posting on Twitter
I also said the N-Word, don’t forget me
Hey, you were raped, did it hurt, though?
Today I’m going to be testing out this dildo
What weird shit can I do with my dogs today?
Maybe die in front of them, I did that yesterday
I’m not constantly exploiting my kids for views
I just pretend to kill the in front of my wife for views
YouTube has no problem with pretending to kill your kids
But they have a problem when I make a pro-LGBT vid
Mhmmm, Mhmmm
I am a YouTuber posting on Twitter
That is why I quit Twitter