Wow. WOOOOW. Wow.​
So you guys are so into yourselves, like, you are so committed to censoring innocent people, that you're just gonna go and try to get my Patreon deleted now.​
Oh, you have an opinion of me?
So you're just gonna try and ruin my entire career?
Really?!
Is that what you’re going to do?
Oh, I'm sorry!
The FBI never showed up?
Oh, I'm sorry!
The cops are all about Onion Boy because turns out he didn't break a single law?
So what do we do? Oh, well our opinions have been validated so many times of him, that we're gonna disable his Patreon.​
Wow.​
Wow, you would really do that...​
YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT?!??
*screech*

You tried to do the FBI, it didn't work!
You tried to do the police, didn't work!
So instead, you resorts to the paycheck.​
And ya got it! YA GOT IT!
All my Patreons have been deleted.​
Are you happy... NOW?!

*screaming*
Is this what you want, huh?
Is this wh-
You want a total meltdown?
Do ya like kombucha?
I LOVE KOMBUCHA!
*wailing*
Drinks like pee and smells even worse!
*wailing*
My Patreon's deleted!
Aah! My Patreon!
*wailing*
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do now?
What am I gonna do?
*groaning*
What, what am I gonna do?
What, what am I gonna do?
I'm covered in kombucha and I have no more Patreon!
*fake crying*
*retching*
You did this to me!
All of you!