This is a story of a guy named Greg
Goes by Onision what a fucking fag
You know he’s vegetarian
How could you not
He rubs it in your face & he thinks he’s hot

Have you seen his body
Zits everywhere
He rants about his views
As if anyone cares
He’s obsessed with himself
Have you seen his twitter?
Summed up by three words
Dumb, pathetic & bitter

Let’s talk about relationships
His funniest jokes
The only people who date him
Are poor white folks
His target age:
17-26
Hey it’s legal man
But you’re still a f***ing d**k

Divorced his wife
Left her high and dry
Sees a young pop star?
Leaves his wife to die
But oh she’s crazy
Better rebound fast
And yeah you guessed it that sh** didn’t last
Film a disaster
Girlfriend’s having a stroke
Baby you’re not shaking enough
Pretend you’re getting choked
Sh** it’s not believable
But I gotta get the views!
If I don’t start drama
I’m gonna be old news

Ah f*** it, I’m moving on
Time to dump you like the rest
High school’s just gettin out
Gotta look my best
I get older, they stay the same age
Thanks for riding
Get the fu** out my way

Now what about his job?
Makes two vids a day
What we gonna talk about?
Who’s fail, dumb or gay?
Hates every YouTuber
Let’s talk about this
Twitter diss, twitter diss
Hate him, now I’m pissed
He says men are inferior
But he acts superior
This couldn’t be eerier
Cause head’s up his posterior
Talks animal rights
Constantly starts fights
Loves to demonize whites
Thinks he is the civil rights

So this guy is a maniac
Acts like he’s a brainiac
Nickname crackerjack
White & brain all whack
Losing team quarterback
Get a fu**ing heart attack
Or at least his butt packed
Creeper like the zodiac

What a sad sack
Has sand up his crack
Jacks off to bad feedback
Too f***ed to go back
Ugly like a humpback
Just a paranoiac
Life is a cul de sac
Rides his girlfriends bareback
So what do we do
About Onision
King of the hill
If the hill’s full of morons
His one viral song
That’s annoying as f***
Was the last big break
Fu**er’s out of luck

We get it white knight
You think you’re a hero
But reality check:
You’re a cuck cuck zero
Take no days off
You work every day
But you’re not likable
Give it up, go away

Go be a plumber
Sionara see ya
Get sh** instead of dish it
Bye Felicia