Backhouse Mike
The Swellview Summer Market Fight
[CAPTAIN MAN]
Listen, Frankini, we've all had a wonderful magical sing-songy day

[KID DANGER]
Not

[CAPTAIN MAN]
(spoken)
That's right, Kid Danger. I was being sarcastic

(sung)
My sidekick and I
Will decide to not fight you
If you make this curse go away

[KID DANGER]
Hot

[FRANKINI]
Well...
You've stated your case
And I'll swear to your face
You'll stop singing
At eight on the dot

[KID DANGER]
(spoken)
Oh, great
[FRANKINI]
Not!

[CAPTAIN MAN]
Then you'll be fought

[VENDORS]
(sung)
The heroes and the villain couldn't strike a deal
So they are squaring off to fight, like, for real
His arm is drawing back
Here comes the punch attack
One, two, three

[FRANKINI]
(spoken)
Oh...

[CAPTAIN MAN]
I say...

[FRANKINI]
Does this happen often?

[CAPTAIN MAN]
I think you know it doesn't!
[KID DANGER]
I got this. Face kick!

[FRANKINI]
(sung)
Sorry, boys, but you don't have a chance
The only fights in musicals are fights through dance

[VENDORS]
They cannot hurt Frankini 'cause--

[KID DANGER]
(spoken)
We got it, we got it

[VENDORS]
(sung)
Sorry

[FRANKINI]
(spoken)
Also, before you try shooting me with one of your little lasers... All weapons in musical theater are props!

[CAPTAIN MAN & KID DANGER]
That does it!
[VENDORS]
(sung)
At this realization
That fighting will not work
They'll have to find another way
To beat this jerk
Frankini set the rules
Our heroes look like fools

[FRANKINI]
Listen, I could do
This little song and dance all day
But I could use an intermission
Just like on Broadway

Goomer!

[GOOMER]
Me?

[FRANKINI]
Catch me!

[VENDORS]
Exit the villain!

[CAPTAIN MAN]
(spoken)
Alright, we defeated Frankini and he ran away! 'Cause we defeated him

[VENDORS]
(sung)
Not true and you know it!

[CAPTAIN MAN]
(spoken)
All right, fine