[Intro: Henry & Charlotte]
What?
Henry, you gotta get over here
Why are you singing?
Why am I singing?
Just brush your teeth and get over here
Can you smell my breath through the phone?
What?! No, listen!
Someone put a musical curse over this town
Really?
Really!
Has it infected everybody else?
Go downstairs and see for yourself!

[Chorus: Mrs. Hart, Piper, Mr. Hart & All]
Something’s going on!
There’s a musical curse over Swellview!
I’m stuck in a song!
There’s a musical curse over Swellview!
Captain Man, tell us, can you hear us?
I’m doing this against my will
Yeah! There’s a musical curse over Swellview!
This is so not chill
There’s a musical curse over Swellview!
Hey, Kid Danger, did you hear us?
[Interlude: Henry, Mrs. Hart, Piper, Mr. Hart, (Piper & Mrs. Hart) & [Piper, Mrs. Hart & Mr. Hart]]
Henry, where are you going?
I hate to be a jerk
But I gotta go to work
You know, sell the junk and the stuff
But, Henry, haven’t you heard?
We’re singin' every word
Like this!
(It’s totally out of our control!)
Sorry, fam, I gotta ro-oll!
[Not a key change!]

[Chorus: Trent, Mary & Everyone in the newsroom]
In case you’re just tuning in
There’s a musical curse over Swellview!
My middle name is Debbie
Dear God, Mary
There’s a musical curse over Swellview
Mary Debbie Gaberman
Captain Man, Kid Danger, can you save us?
In other news, a Swellview women is pregnant
But not with what you'd expect...

[Outro: Frankini, Everyone & Ray]
We interrupt this program for me!
Citizens of Swellview, it is I, Frankini the Grand!
In case you didn’t notice, there’s a musical curse o'er the land
My bad or good?
'Cause this is the way that it should be
I have control of all of your speakers
I’m blasting a special low frequency
And now, Swellview is perfect
Musically extra perfect
Just like me!
Ta-ta for now!
Oh no!
What did I miss?