[Verse 1]
It was twenty-five past nine at night and I was really bored
So I sat down with my guitar, but I needed some new chords
I spoke to my good friend called Chas, he was an indie boy
With skinny jeans and vintage shoes and hair all over the shop

[Chorus]
And he said, "Oh girl, just use a good chord combination
That will make the boys go goo-goo eyed
And give them inspiration, honey
You need a sweet and simple melody that you can sing along to
An indie tune that'll make the girls swoon
That a raver boy can dance to"

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh

[Verse 2]
I said, "It sounds okay"
He said, "Of course it does, you're a magician on guitar"
I said, "thank you, love
I'm not that great and I wouldn't go that far"
I've got this friend called Paul and his brain ain't small
He played the violin
But now he's a rocker, a leather jacket shocker
I wish I could play like him
[Chorus]
He said, "Oh girl, just use a good chord combination
That will make the boys go goo-goo eyed
And give them inspiration, honey
You need a sweet and simple melody that you can sing along to
An indie tune that'll make the girls swoon
When a raver boy asks for a dance"
For a dance, for a dance

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh

[Chorus]
And he said, "Oh girl, just use a good chord combination
That will make the boys go goo-goo eyed
And give them inspiration, honey
You need a sweet and simple melody that you can sing along to
An indie tune that'll make the girls swoon
That a raver boy can dance to"

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh