[Parody of FUCK YOU]
I see you running around with my double buffs
So  I'mma gank you!
And  all

[Parody of I Want You To Know]
My team tries to throw
They always fight
Without  me they just all die...

[Parody of Hey Jude]
Hey  dude...
That build is bad
Go  play Blukong
It's so much better

[Parody of Focus]
Focus Poppy
Fo-fo-focus Poppy (focus)
Focus  Poppy

[Parody of Keep 'em Separated]
Hey
Come on just gank!
I can't gank 'cause I need sated
[Parody of Zero]
Gues how many kills
I got laning with you
Zero!
Zero!
(Zero zero zero zero)

[Parody of My Way]
There's always people in my lane
I see ya'll in the bush
Go away!
Can a ninja catch a break?

[Parody of B.Y.O.B]
QUEUE!
Why does nobody play support?
Fine, I'll queue up as support...

[Parody of Heart Attack]
Why don't you ever auto attack!
You always stand so far back

[Parody of California Gurls]
Ionia gurl
They are unforgettable
Jungle, bot lane, middle or top
All these skins so hot
[Parody of Bring Me To Life]
(TP's up)
Come and help bot side
(I got knocked up)
Why'd you port in sight?
(Sorry)

[Parody of Rock and Roll All Night]
I'm gonna instalok all night
And carry every game
I'm gonna instalok all night
And carry every game