[Verse 1]
Some people say we're goofy
Mysterious and spooky
Our neighbors think we're kooky
A homeschool family

[Verse 2]
We drive a white Conversion
We learn about the Persians
Our six-year-old's a surgeon
A homeschool family

[Verse 3]
We learn about creation
A classic education
We're sponsoring a Haitian
A homeschool family

[Interlude]
Meek
Unique
Geek

[Verse 4]
The parents are the tutors
We build our own computers
We never go to Hooters
A homeschool family
[Verse 5]
Have recess in the foyer
And then we read Tom Sawyer
Our nine-year-old's a lawyer
A homeschool family

[Verse 6]
We never leave our dwelling
Our children are excelling
They're champions at spelling
A home-school fam-i-ly