[Verse 1]
I had a little furry pal
I found him in the woods, and I called him out
We were best friends until today
My mom found out and said I must take him away

[Pre-Chorus 1]
But I really hate to see him go
I can't bring myself to it, so I ask you now

[Chorus 1]
(Oh, won't you?) Take my squirrel to the park
(Won't you?) Won't you take him, please?
(Won't you?) Take my squirrel to the park
(Won't you?) He likes trees and leaves
And acorns

[Verse 2]
I picked him up to take him back
He fell out of my hands when I stepped on a crack
He jumped and ran into the street
A semi truck drove by, and he was dead meat

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Oh, I really hate to see him go
He's totally road pizza, so I tell you now
[Chorus 2]
(I tried to) Take my squirrel to the park
(Tried to) But it wasn't meant to be
(Tried to) Take my squirrel to the park
(Tried to) He likes trees and leaves
But that doesn't matter because he's dead now

[Outro]
Squirrel to the park