Narrator: Bud Light should stop doing Real Men of Genius.
Vocalist: Real Men of Genius!
Narrator: Today, we salute you, Mr. Run A Funny Commercial Idea to the Ground Guy.
Vocalist: Mr. Run A Funny Commercial Idea to the Ground Guy!
Narrator: You've created some of the funniest ads ever made. But now you've totally sucked the life out of a quality premise by doing it over and over and over again.
Vocalist: Okay, now we get it!
Narrator: "Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor", "Mr. Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy", I guess the phrase "know whеn to say when" means absolutely nothing to you.
Vocalist: You'rе a one-hit wonder!
Narrator: Sure, you've made millions of people laugh, you've encouraged millions of people to drink Bud Light, and sure, the people want more. But just remember one thing: people are idiots.
Vocalist: Duuuh!
Narrator: So take some of your millions and hire a writer, Captain Overkill. Or just jump on your one-trick pony and ride off into the sunset.
Vocalist: Mr. Run A Funny Commercial Idea to the Ground Guy!
Tim Hawkins: Anheuser-Busch is [?] St. Louis!