[Intro (Spoken)]
Uh-huh, goes like this
Uh-huh, that's just the way it is
Uh-huh. Hey, hey- why, why does my voice sound like this? Yeah, could you make it sound normal again, please?

[Verse 1]
I'm out driving in my car
I'm not going very far
Bummed out cause I forgot all my CDs
And MP3s

So I turn on the radio
Hope I hear a song I know
But each time I do I hear this song
And it's so wrong

[Pre-Chorus]
Give it a rest, you sound like a pest
You're trying to be cool, you're in middle school
If I had the chance, I'd ask Avril Lavigne
Tell me

[Chorus]
Why'd you have to go and write a song so irritating?
You know that when I hear this song 20 times a day, it gets me frustrated
Whеn I hear you
And you nag, and you whine, and you wheeze, and you scrеam, and you blah
And I don't think I never never really heard a song I so much hated
No, no
Why'd you have to go and write a song so irritating?
You know I just feel like I'm gonna heave every time they play it
I hate it when you
And you nag, and you whine, and you wheeze, and you scream, and you blah
And I don't think I never never really heard a song so overrated
No, no, no

[Outro (Spoken)]
Hey? Exc- yeah, my- my voice is doing that again. Yeah, I, look - no, no, I'm not - no, I'm not telling- I'm not critiquing you, okay? I just - can you make it normal? I- wait- don't- where are you going?! Come back! I'm just..