[Intro: Tim Hawkins & TomTom]
Major Tim to TomTom
We're on a trip to see my mom
Check your satellite, what highway are we on?
(10) GPS (9) to Major Tim (8, 7, 6)
Make a (5) left at Highway (4) N (3, 2)
Put on (1) cruise control, I'll help you make it through
(Please proceed to the highlighted route)

[Verse 1: Tim Hawkins & TomTom]
This is GPS to Major Tim, you've made a big mistake
(Recalculating route)
Because now we're in the middle of nowhere
(Make legal u-turn)
And your wife is giving you an evil stare
(Make legal u-turn!)
This is Major Tim to GPS, you've helped me out beforе
We are lost and if you don't recalculatе
We won't make it to my mother's house today

[Chorus 1: Tim Hawkins]
For here am I sitting in my Dodge Van
Far away from home
I paid a lot for you
TomTom, tell me what to do
[Instrumental Break: TomTom]
Satellite malfunction
Satellite malfunction
I'm a pretty little Dutch girl
With my hair up in a bow
[Laughter]

[Verse 2: Tim Hawkins & TomTom]
Now we're off about a thousand miles, I'm feeling very ill
And I think the baby needs a change of clothes
Only Spanish stations on the radio
(No habla inglés)

[Bridge: Tim Hawkins]
Major Tim to TomTom
Your signal's dead, is something wrong?
Can you hear me now, TomTom?
Can you hear me now, TomTom?
Can you hear me now, TomTom?
Can you-

[Chorus 2: Tim Hawkins]
Here am I sitting in my Dodge Van
Far away from home
TomTom blew a fuse
And there's nothing I can do
[Instrumental Outro: TomTom]
Recomputing
Recomputing
Recomputing
Re-com-pu-ting
Re..
Com..
Pu...
Ting..
Re...
Eh...