Tim Hawkins
Home Depot Song

[Verse 1]
When Jesus left us, He made us a promise
To build a mansion for us chosen few
It's been 2000 years, and He was a carpenter
So I bet my mansion looks pretty cool

Well, I got to thinking, if I lived there forever
There'd probably be some wear and tear
And if I had to fix it and I don't have my toolkit
Where would I go for repair

[Chorus]
Do they have a Home Depot in Heaven?
Tell me, cause I need to know
Do they have a Home Dеpot in Heaven, dear brothеr
If they don't, at least do they have a Lowe's

[Verse 2]
Well, the first thing I'd do is make friends with Noah
Cause I bet he's got the best set of tools
And I can ask old Solomon to put some new columns in
And I've read that he ain't no fool

I hope that St. Peter can fix my water heater
I doubt Thomas knows much about drains
And if my roof is in tatters, I can use Jacob's Ladder
Call Judas if I need rope hanged
[Chorus]
Do they have a Home Depot in Heaven?
Tell me, cause I need to know
Do they have a Home Depot in Heaven, dear brother
If they don't, at least do they have a Lowe's

Do they have a Home Depot in Heaven?
Tell me, cause I need to know
Do they have a Home Depot in Heaven, dear brother
If they don't, at least do they have a Lowe's
If they don't, at least do they have a Lowe's, have a Lowe's
If they don't, at least do they have a Lowe's