[Verse 1]
The single man says I'm doing time
And your marriage and a mortgage is a dead end life
Being stuck in a house must drag you down
You can only have fun if you go downtown
Oh, but family life is the life for me
I got the woman and the kids and DirecTV
I got an iPhone 4 with an 8 gig drive
And a daddy boy can survive, daddy boy can survive

[Verse 2]
Yeah, I can change light bulbs all day long
Trim up the hedges and mow the lawn
I can put on my cleats when the day is through
Play slow pitch and go 0 for 2
I can stand 30 minutes in a grocery line
And a daddy boy can survive, daddy boy can survive

[Chorus 1]
Can you please keep it down, I'm talking on the phone
Go ask your momma, leave mе alone
You ain't hurt, will you stop cryin'
Rub a little dirt on it, you'll be finе

[Verse 3]
Yeah, I like my naps in a big soft chair
And taking out the trash in my underwear
I like old guitars and new Corvettes
And chicken fried steak and P90X
[Verse 4]
I like flip flops and sweet ice tea
I got movies for the kids in the SUV
Yeah, I can kill a bee, tie a necktie
And I pay all my bills online
Cause a daddy boy can survive, daddy boy can survive

[Chorus 2]
I play dolls with the daughter and war with the son
Get shot in the butt with an airsoft gun
Winnie-The-Pooh, Green Eggs and Ham
If you ain't into that, we don't... really care

[Outro]
And I can change a diaper, give a high five
And a daddy boy can survive, daddy folks can survive
Daddy boy can survive, daddy folks can survive