I'm a vegan anarchist
And I've got tons of shitty tats
My friend got lots of money
I've got a tiny neon hat

Fake scares, spoke cards, bull horns, drop bars
Hang my bike up in a tree ('cause it's a bike party)
Everybody look at me ('cause it's a bike party)
You're not invited to the cool bike party

Tight pants rolled up, I'm hanging at the redwood
Cards in my spokes, because I'm only held up good
My legs never stop moving, I don't know where I'm gonna go
But with my super hip haircut, I'm gonna put on a show

Fake scares, spoke cards, bull horns, drop bars
Hang my bike up in a tree ('cause it's a bike party)
Everybody look at me ('cause it's a bike party)
You're not invited to the cool bike party

Fake scares, spoke cards, bull horns, drop bars
Hang my bike up in a tree ('cause it's a bike party)
Everybody look at me ('cause it's a bike party)

Hang my bike up in a tree
Everybody look at me
Hang my bike up in a tree
Everybody look at me
I'm a vegan anarchist
And I've got tons of shitty tats
My friend got lots of money
I've got a tiny neon hat

Fake scares, bull horns, drop bars
Hang my bike up in a tree ('cause it's a bike party)
Everybody look at me ('cause it's a bike party)
You're not invited to the cool bike party