[Verse 1]
Wake up Major
And stretch on your hat
You fell outta bed
Then you landed in the cash
So what’s in your diary today?

[Verse 2]
Call on your made man
What can he do for you?
Hang out with stupid
So you can tell him what to do
Major this is your day

[Pre-Chorus]
Living alone in a jar never gets you very far

[Chorus]
He can read your mind
Make you feel alright
Sgt. Major knows what you want
Knows what you are
One day you’ll be a star
Yeah the major knows what you want

[Verse 3]
Take out your paper
Throw it away
Everything is useless
Ain’t got a lot to say
Major, this is your way
Major is drowning ‘cause he opened his mouth
He starts to explain it
But nothing’s coming out
Major, what can you say?
[Pre-Chorus]
I hope that you like who you are
Cause living alone in a jar never gets you very far

[Chorus]
He can read your mind
Make you feel alright
Sgt. Major knows what you want
He knows what you are
One day you’ll be a star
Yeah the Major knows what you want

[Bridge]
I know you think that you made it
I know what I’m meant to say
But while you looked in the mirror
I was getting away
To you there is nothing to say

[Chorus]
He can read your mind
Make you feel alright
Sgt. Major knows what you want
He knows what you are
One day you’ll be a star
Yeah the major knows what you want
[Outro]
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo