[Verse 1: Drake Bell]
Here in Hollywood men are chewing cigarettes
Tell ya how to walk and talk and leave you such a mess
What I'd do to trade it for your ordinary life
I'm burning firewood, my heat turned off a hundred times
Been broke for thirty years, a failure story paradigm
What I'd do to trade it for your extraordinary life

[Chorus: Drake Bell and Brasko]
"Ooh, I'd love to see through your eyes"
Ooh, I don't think you would
'Cause it's lonely at the top
But the Champaign must taste good

[Verse 2: Brasko]
A night sold out, my fans become my enemies
A fallen king, hey everybody, look at me
What I'd do to trade it for your ordinary life
Empty venues, coughin' on my hopes and dreams
Faceless rooms always staring back at me
What I'd do to trade it for your extraordinary life

[Chorus: Drake Bell & Brasko]
"Ooh, I'd love to see through your eyes"
Ooh, I don't think you would
'Cause it's lonely at the top
But the Champaign must taste good
[Verse 3: Drake Bell]
The viper bites the idol of the matinee
Strike a toast to the gentleman who we never made
What I'd do to trade it for your ordinary life
What I'd do to trade it for your extraordinary life
The glass is always cleaner on the other side