[Intro]
(Ah… ha ha…)
Y’all love it, don’t you?
The blood, the bodies, the blame —
A little murder makes the ratings rain…

[News]
“Another mass shooting today…”
“Rapper Eminem under fire for graphic lyrics again…”
“They call it music to be murdered by.”

[Verse 1]
Click-click — reload the clip and the script
Kids get lit like Bic lighters, ain't shit get fixed
These ain't just rhymes, this is ritual spit
I'm the ghost in the static when the signal flips

Murdertainment — prime time with a death toll
Fox got a fresh kill, CNN plays the B-roll
I just rap what you worship in silencе
America’s pastime: telеvised violence

I ain't glorifyin' — I'm exposin' the corpse
Y’all just postin’ “RIP”s while I dissect the source
They sell trauma in tees, capitalize on grief
While moms holdin' vigils on bloodstained streets
You don't want peace — you want “content” fast
Get a tragedy, tag it, and hashtag the blast
Then they blame the artist — blame Slim, blame rap
But you fed the beast long before I snapped

[Hook]
This is murdertainment, murdertainment...
Guts for the ‘Gram, blood for the payment...
This is murdertainment, murdertainment...
Another name dies, and y’all still playin’...
Click, bang—welcome to the main event
Hope you got your phone out, time well spent
Yeah, this is murdertainment, murdertainment...
Your pain is their profit, so keep entertainin'

[Verse 2]
I seen coffins go viral, shooters go platinum
Guns in the hall, but y’all still talk fashion
Kids get killed in classrooms with passion
While Karens on Facebook preach compassion

“Thoughts and prayers,” just PR flair
They only care when the stock drops or the polls get scared
Meanwhile, I’m in the booth like a mortician
Makin' murder art outta every contradiction
They say I should stop, be a role model more
But every role model you had got gunned on tour
I was born in the land of the crosshairs
Where the flag got stripes from the shots in the air

Don’t act shocked — y’all gave me the beat
I just laced it with the pain underneath
They want Slim back? This is Marshall with a blade
Carvin' truth into tracks while the whole world decays

[Bridge]
“Gun reform still stalled in Congress...”
“Graphic lyrics under fire again...”
“Are rappers responsible for America’s culture of violence?”

[Eminem]
Y’all made me...
Now watch me feed on what you feed the world

[Snoop:]
Yeah...
Came through the fog with a blunt and a Glock
Media suckin' death like a bitch on cock
Murdertainment, fool — it’s a brand, not a block
And your kid’s favorite rapper just got shot — TikTok
Seen a mother cry while the news played B-roll
Fox cashin’ in, ratings high on the death toll
Ain’t no love, just likes and shares
They exploit your pain — and they don't even care

Politicians crooked like they spine been snapped
Talk peace while they passin’ bills that trap
Blame rap for the straps in the lap
But the war machine boomin’ — who the fuck fund that?

I just puff, sip gin, let the truth unwind
Ain’t no justice in this bitch, just profit and crime
They sell fear with a smile, slick suit, and chain
But I been dodgin’ that since the first cocaine

[Final Hook]
This is murdertainment, murdertainment...
Trigger on the tongue, truth in the basement
This is murdertainment, murdertainment...
Welcome to the circus — violence is the main tent
Lights, camera — bang, no containment
Welcome to the show, death’s entertainment
Yeah, this is murdertainment, murdertainment...
America loves it — don’t lie, just claim it

[Outro]
"The scariest monsters are the ones we broadcast..."