[Intro]
Ready to see a magic trick, kids?
{Kids} YEAH!
{Shop glass shatters}
{Slim Mathers} Nah, bro, I can't let you do that when I'm around-
{Houdini comes through the wall} Wanna see a magic trick?-
[Cuts to song]

[Verse 1]
-Medieval: Let's take it back in time to when a knight gave a fright at night. Tick-tock, it's alright that I can take flight to an unbelievable height, into eternal blight. Magic's real; say it: magic (Magic), magic (Magic), magic (Maverick). Who? Never mind that. (Hehehe)
-Great Depression: October 24, 1929. I don't mean to intertwine with you in my shrine; you're in a cheap pickle. Tickle, tickle. Don't get (Shing) stabbеd with a (Shing Shing) sickle. This reminds me of a timе known as the Great Depression. You might have an obsession with this impression; no viewer discretion is advised for this period alive in this thrive of life when five hives were just uncovered they were discovered

(Chorus 1)
It's a magician with a mission with his friends in detention
It's a magician with a superstition on a with his friend's attention
It's a magician with permission on a mission with stuck-in transmission
It's a magician with a suspicion on a mission with his friends with a tradition

(Verse 2)
-Modern Day: What's a VR doin in my car? I'm just drivin to the bar with a MARRRRRR-ker. Don't my iron man no tony STARRRRRRRRRR-sir? Please stop yelling; you are acting like an underdwelling. There is no venom with this synonym; theirs a antonym this is real slim (no shady)
I still like verse 2, just Slim Mathers rapping
Theirs double trouble combined into one buddy. All we were gonna do is have some fun. Maybe a fusion with no confusion, or it'll be an illusion with a no trans (gender) fusion pyro-exclusive (clusive) its radio productive mad man don't know contusive it might be confusing but Jennifer just threw a cow I hit that "WOW" that thing like bow (not pow) how did you manage that I'm just a man with a action exclusive so comedown and see this trajecty eyepatchery

- Outro
[Houdini] that's all folks
[Slim Mathers] tf no wait AHHHHHHH!
[Music Plays]