[Interlude: Alfred Hitchcock & Eminem]
I hope that as you listen to this, you are among your loved ones
For, I believe that murder, like charity, begins at home
After all, some of the most exquisite murders have been domestic
Performed with tendonis, and originality, and in simple homey places, like the kitchen table, or the bathtub
So gentlemen, if you're with your wife, show her how you feel about her
Put your arms around her neck, and listen to this music admonition
Bitch, c'mere (Ahh!)
How many fucking times have I fucking told you (*Bones breaking, and choking noises*)