[Intro: Ken Kaniff & Aristotle]
Cause, I'm not saying it about Dre
You know what I mean, Eminem whatever
Hey dude, hey dude dude dude don't even trip dude, fuck Dre!
Obie trice, em's gimmick, bitch!
One blonde haired rapper likes it inside, likes it inside, likes it inside
One blonde haired rapper likes it inside, likes it inside, likes it inside, yeeeaaaah
Guess who's back, back again?
Ken is back, Tell some men
Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back
Oooooooh yeah
Oooooooh yeeeah

[Verse 1: Ken Kaniff]
A-tisket a-tasket, man I get my ass licked
By little slim baby, hes obsessed with faggots
Obies mad that Eminem's an addict
Proof's getting jealous, so he signed to maverick
Boy bands rule, man I love Kirkpatrick
And Timberlake too, now that Britney passed it
Elton John's cute, for an older bastard
I shouldn't talk about your boyfriend like that, slim
Im back di di di da da da daddy day
I saw you holding hands the other night with Dr. Dre
What you say? Cause then you know what I'm telling
You're a bitch with no clip in your gun, you ain't a felon
Ken Kaniff kid, got you screaming who's real
8 mile then, and now you live in Bluefield
This is over, man I'm done, its outro
Another diss song that will rip your asshole
[Chorus: Ken Kaniff]
Now this looks like another job for Ken
So everybody, ah, women and men
Scream, shout it out loud now, "FUCK YOU SLIM"
Cause my voice sounds whack when its done by him
Now this looks like another job for Ken
So everybody, ah, women and men
Scream, shout it out loud now, "FUCK YOU SLIM"
Cause my voice sounds whack when its done by him

[Verse 2: Ken Kaniff]
Fuck Eminem, L-man, Xzibit and Dre
Two thousand and trey, all hell dissing away
I'm still a barfly, motherfucker siphon in starlight
Black rappers hate me like a honkey with the defari
Alright, D12, double personality
6 MC's on a one person salary
Proof sounds bizarre and and Bizarre's just a bitch
Nobody knows why slim shady signed swift
Detroit, ah shit, that's a scary place to live
Its way worse than Los Angeles where everyones a crip
8 mile, 9 mile, that's hella complicated
Way you making sure people don't get lost when they're faded
Im sick of the bullshit lets bury the gats
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to rap?
I'm off this track, I'm pointing a finger at you
Go call Dido and spawn by singing a tune
[Chorus: Ken Kaniff]
Now this looks like another job for Ken
So everybody, ah, women and men
Scream, shout it out loud now, "FUCK YOU SLIM"
Cause my voice sounds whack when its done by him
Now this looks like another job for Ken
So everybody, ah, women and men
Scream, shout it out loud now, "FUCK YOU SLIM"
Cause my voice sounds whack when its done by him

[Verse 3: Ken Kaniff]
Ken Kaniff is what Eminem isn't
Another white rapper, that ain't like Limp Bizkit
This is bitch shit, you're a punk to risk it
Come over to Connecticut and get your wrists slit
For real now, you ain't gotta rap to talk it
Your baby mother's fat, and she runs your pocket
7 platinum, but you signed to Web
So your moneys fucked up, dip down in the red
Eminem's gay, I'm a homosex
But Eminem's played, I don't know what's next
Ya'll I'm on my period and ovulating
Shut the fuck up, you're a bitch Miss Shady
Come on fags sue me for the shit I'm talking
I got your whole fan base going and jacking
Feeling what I spit, when I diss the icon
And get your ass fucked, by an orange pylon
[Chorus: Ken Kaniff]
Now this looks like another job for Ken
So everybody, ah, women and men
Scream, shout it out loud now, "FUCK YOU SLIM"
Cause my voice sounds whack when its done by him
Now this looks like another job for Ken
So everybody, ah, women and men
Scream, shout it out loud now, "FUCK YOU SLIM"
Cause my voice sounds whack when its done by him

[Outro: Ken Kaniff]
Aww, yeah
Cmon, come over here, Eminem
With your little milk chocolate
Let me slide up in that Hershey highway
JD was telling me about how you and Dre used to get fucking naked at the hotel and suck each others cocks
Black white
Looked like a fucking vanilla yogurt twist or something like that
Come on bitch, you know you're bitch, you're just a bitch
Ken Kaniff, fuck you
And everybody you roll with
Come on Dre, I'll turn you out, call me
Call me, I'll suck your cock, I'll plug your booty hole
And you talk all the shit anymore I'll turn you out
Come down, make it happen
And suck Ken's cock, baby
You know you want to
I know you like to suck on the shaft of my penis and look at my balls
And lick the cum while it squirts out, get your ass pregnant or something...