[Verse 1]
Got up this morning to make some coffee
Everything sucks today
Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me
Everything sucks today

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
Nothing today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay

[Chorus]
Today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today

[Verse 2]
Right girl didn't call and the wrong one's knocking
Everything sucks today
Flat tire on my car so I guess I'm walking
Everything sucks today

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Taxman came and took my money
Now all my other bills are gonna be late
My girlfriend's moving in this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay
[Chorus]
Today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today

[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus 3]
Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
Nothing today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay

[Chorus]
Today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today