[Verse: Cat in the Hat]
Oh, I frequently think every now and then
Of the glorious fruit of the noble hen
Eggs, eggs
E, double G, S, eggs
My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide
I've eaten them boiled, I've eaten them fried
Poached and shirred and deviled and scrambled
Omelettes, schmomelettes, cuddled and frambled
I've eaten them, beaten them, swizzled and swuzzled
Frizzled, cadizzled, bamboozled and fuzzled
I know every way that an egg can be guzzled
And thinking of eggs reminds me of Sam
Whose favorite dish is green eggs and ham