[Verse 1: Rob Scallon]
I just bought an airplane
I'm fillin' it with fuel
I'm loadin' up my cargo
I'm the fuzz pedal mule

[Verse 2: Andrew Huang]
Plug into the lightning
And turn it up to 10
I know it's kinda frightning
You might never play again

[Bridge: Rob Scallon]
Woo!
Yeah, I'm here for personal
Those bags are... Socks!

[Verse 3: Rob Scallon]
I just crossed the border
They didn't see a thing
I burned all of their tonewood
And I clipped every string

[Verse 4: Andrew Huang & Rob Scallon]
These tones are illegal
Bow before my chords
I make it sound evil
You know I'm the riff lord!
(Riff!)
[Guitar Solo]