[Intro]
One, two, three!

[Verse]
Man, I can’t - I shan’t!
Formulate an anthem where the words comprise mnemonics
Dreaded mnemonics for pi…

The numerals just bother me, always
Even the dry anterior
Try to request something lower
(zero)
In numerary aptitude
Even I, pantaloon gallant
I cannot actualize the requested mnemonics
The leading fifty, I-
(static)