[Verse 1: Rob Scallon]
I'm into something, I've been to school
I'm into nothing, I bend the rules
I make the sauces, I grow the beans
I count my losses, I am the scene
Huh!

[Verse 2: Rob Scallon]
I got something cooking, it's smelling good
You're getting nothing, understood?
I got the recipe from my dear old mom
And you'll have to pass due to your high cholesterol
Hey!

[Spoken Outro: Rob Scallon]
Hehehe
Hoohoohoo
Can't handle it, can ya, kid?
Should be a drive-thru around here you can go through
Hehe
Bring it back I'll still be here
Hehеhe
Be herе 'til the day I die
Maybe
I might move
Hmhm
Ooh, that's spicy
Hehehe
Tell your mom to bring back those potatoes