[Verse 1]
I've got a special bag of candy for you kids
I've got a special bag of candy here!
It's full of all kinds of handy dandy thingamajigs
And it's free, once a year

[Verse 2]
I got a special bag of candy for you kids
Come get a caramel apple or a fig
A gerbil I named Tommy, a phone charger for your mommy
Some pastrami and salami and a wig, à la mode

[Chorus]
Won't someone please Trick-or-Treat at my house
It's Halloween, Halloween!

[Verse 3]
I've got a special bag of candy for you kids
I've got a special bag of candy here!
It's full of all kind of handy dandy thingamajigs
And it's safe, have no fear

[Verse 4]
I've got a special bag of candy for you kids
Come get a discount coupon on some pogs
You don't need to forage I got oranges and porridge
A rеfinance for your mortgage and a dog, à la mode
[Chorus]
Won't somеone please Trick-or-Treat
It's Halloween, Halloween!
(Haha, yeah)

[Outro]
I've got a special bag of candy here!