[Intro: Rob Scallon]
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to your block party
Coming in at five-foot-four, in the stained khaki pants and button up shirt
He's sold you your car insurance, he's your favorite house on Halloween, he's not welcome at my house without asking
Here to bust a move at the block party, your neighbor
Greg!

[Verse 1]
I'm Greg
I'm Greg!
Greg! (Greg!)
I'm Greg
That's my name
I'm Greg (Greg!)
Gregging it up! (Greg!)

[Bridge]
Look at me, Greg!
If you ask me my name
I will respond with Greg
'Cause uh- I- that's me

[Verse 2]
(Greg!)
I'm Greg
(Yeah, man, love you, Greg!)
My name's Greg! (Greg!)
If you look at my birth certificate, that's what it's going to say (Greg!)
Gregory
But if we're friends, you can call me Greg (Greg!)
Or if you don't know me (Oh, Greg!)
I'm Greg! (Greg!)