Yeah, I gotta talk from the heart right now
Sing 'bout my true love
I wanna do that also!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Boyinaband)
I hate my fans!
But I love money, I think my fans are awful humans
And they choose to fund me!
When I get a message saying I impacted someones' life;
It's just like, ''Oh my god, I hate you!'' and then I attach a virus
I use my fans to pay rent, yeah
I use my fans to pay rent, yeah
I take donations, but let me be clear; I hate them 100 percent!
If you're listening, then I definitely hate ya'
But then also no, you are the reason I am makin' paper!
Sing it!

(All) This is the real me, you should take it seriously!
(Boyinaband) Hate my fans, love money!
Woah, ooooh, oh-oh

(Rob Scallon)
I love bagels!
Breakfast and lunch, I love bagels
You can come to my house, and eat bagels for fun!
I live at 1060 West Addison, 60613 Chicago Illinois, USA
You can meet me there but on week-days I'm never there from 4-8!
This is the real me, you should take It seriously!
(Rob Scallon) Donuts are just dessert bagels to me!
Woah, ooooh, oh-oh

(Andrew Huang)
I like rocks; Sandstone, limestone, quartz, this kind!
Wait, is quartz a rock or a gem?
Wait... Are gems rocks?
I love both!

This is the real me, you should take it seriously!
(Andrew Huang) You know what rocks? Geology!
Woah, oh, oh---

(Roomie Official)
I like to steal, I steal everything that isn't nailed down
Then I steal the nails, 'Cause you know that I don't joke around
I don't joke around, 'Cause I take things literally
You think your things are your things, well I think differently!
I steal your dairy products, now it's not yo cheese!
I'm dangerous except during safe robberies
If you say ''take a seat,'' I steal your chair!
I go to Rob's house and rob his house when he's not there
I steal your kitchen utensils, it's a whisk worth taking
I'm so strong, I don't lift weights, I do shop-lifting
I open a restaurant, spicy chicken-wings
Order take-away from me, and I take away your things!

This is the real me, you should take it seriously
(Roomie; I get everything for free!)
Woah, oh, oh

This is the real us, everything we say you can trust!
Doin' it all for our subs!
(Boyinaband: Except for me!)
Woah, oh, oh