Little by little here, flip a weird piece 'round
Drop it down by the square that I stick it near
And fight a fickle fear of heights, I'm in a pickle, dear
'Cause I didn't get an L piece to get that triple clear

Man, this is some kinda devilry
Got three long pieces followed by several T's
I'm screwed, I'm in this game heavily
And I only just started playing level 3

I've got lines if we're talking mic skills
But in video game land I've got like nil
I just might kill someone dead
Dropping blocks in the wrong spot, like up on your head

On my Game Boy during breakfast
On my PalmPilot and my Super NES
This B theme's going on, it's the whole setlist
I'ma spend my life losing at Tetris

On my Game Boy during breakfast
On my PalmPilot and my Super NES
This B theme's going on, it's the whole setlist
I'ma spend my life losing at Tetris